Non Greedy Matching Quotes & Sayings

I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1. — Ed Balls

I wasn't pretty, but as my mother once said, prettiness wasn't my profession. — Jonathan Stroud

Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention of the room by his fine, tall person, handsome features, noble mien, and the report which was in general circulation within five minutes after his entrance, of his having ten thousand a year. — Jane Austen

When we were done, her purple lipstick was all smeared and I felt like giving her a right hook to the temple. I resisted. — Nate Flexer

PROS: things that make it look like I could be
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5. K'Vruck poked at me mentally, then said, "Ah, there you are." (WTF????) — Karen Marie Moning