Quotes & Sayings About Non Existent Dads

For the understanding of a picture a chair is needed. Why a chair? To prevent the legs, as they tire, from interfering with the mind — Paul Klee

She was like a butterfly whose wings would crumple if he touched her. — Joss Stirling

The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient. — Ann Coulter

Lavender's my favorite scent, after White-Out and bacon rind. I sat down on the steps, not sure where to go next.
A July afternoon yawned.
Mirage puddles'd shimmered on the Welland road as I rode here.
I could've gone to sleep on the baked doorstep.
Little naked ants. — David Mitchell

Sometimes, when you walk by the home
of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window ... She waves at you, and you wave back ... But it's her grandmother ... — Charles M. Schulz

He was sometimes stern but more often kindly
just according to his lights, but he saw the world in simple shades of black and white, and found it hard to be patient with things that struck him as foolishness. — John Christopher

I have always loved the Summer Olympics. — Katharine McPhee

When we lavish our money we rob our heir; when we merely save it we rob ourselves. — Jean De La Bruyere

Acting is a specific discipline. Just because you can sing doesn't mean you have the sensitivities of being an actor. — Neil Diamond

There is one type of person who tends to have some trouble with nutrient timing, and that is the crazy person who has the motivation to wake up at 4am and train. — Anonymous