Nolongerfatjosie Quotes & Sayings

Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you - but rather - what you can do for your Joe Montaperto. — John F. Kennedy

Laws and regulations are supposed to restrict the kind of surveillance governments do. In fact, the U.S. government is quite restricted in what kind of surveillance they can do on U.S. citizens. The problem is that 96 percent of the planet is not U.S. citizens. — Mikko Hypponen

Most men are not wicked ... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers. — Franz Kafka

His eyes were as green and curious as the eyes of a tomcat who is old enough to be wise but not old enough to have lost that refined sense of cruelty which passes for fun in feline circles. — Stephen King

Dying of tetanus might be preferable to spending any more time in your company... — Jessica Gadziala

After a few days at the desk, telling the truth in an interesting way turns out to be as easy and pleasurable as bathing a cat. — Anne Lamott

I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. — Anna Quindlen

The mystery is what prompted men to leave caves, to come out of the womb of nature. — Stephen Gardiner

But some love not the method of your first; Romance they count it, throw't away as dust; If I should meet with such, what should I say; Must I slight them as they slight me, or nay — John Buchan

I'll continue to try to make changes to better improve the team. — Isaiah Thomas

The minute you feel like there's nothing left to learn, whether it's with your career or life, you're done. — Rashida Jones

Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. — Regina Brett

Healthy body image is not something that you're going to learn from fashion magazines. — Erin Heatherton