Noetzel Obituary Quotes & Sayings

How unlucky she was--born with adventurous hooves that were stuck inside a pen. But she wasn't giving up. If there was a way out, Flora said to herself, she would find it. — Chris Kurtz

Irish Catholics are more interested in the rosary beads than in the rosary ... — Bernadette Devlin

The ability to provide choices and the right to make choices that prove not detrimental, are the fundamental ingredients of free trade and independence. — John Truman Stoddert

There's a real danger when people get distracted by peripheral issues. They get distracted by democracy building. They get distracted about military conflicts. We need to focus on defeating jihadism. — Ted Cruz

For 30 years I've been responsible for managing client money, and it's been a joy, but at some point I need to move on. Thirty years is enough. — Stanley Druckenmiller

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips

I understand what I'm saying here. Feeling this way is a theme in every girl's life, I think, and at that age, you think there's some other version of yourself that is waiting to come out and blow everyone's dick off. I am so glad this is almost fifteen years ago and I know myself and my body now. Sorry, girls this age, but if you can, just skip the self-hatred and the striving to be some other type of girl. Just let that phase pass you by and love yourself how you are. Don't waste any energy on it. If you want to lose a little weight, fine. Make sure you are healthy, but fuck, skip all the rest. You are hot and the person who will love you won't notice ten pounds. I really promise. — Amy Schumer