Nocifensive Quotes & Sayings

Reading good books is like engaging in conversation with the most cultivated minds of past centuries who had composed them, or rather, taking part in a well-conducted dialogue in which such minds reveal to us only the best of their thoughts. — Rene Descartes

He stopped, finally, and smiled. Honestly? With this thing I think I could get my jerk-off muscles so well-developed that I could rub out a spooge with one pump! If that's not worth $19.95, I don't know what is. — Debra Anastasia

For five years Isaac had been working eighteen hours a day. — John Hudson Tiner

Kick a rock? That rock hadn't moved in a million years! — Andy Weir

When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing. — Sandra Bernhard

Any road is bound to arrive somewhere if you follow it far enough — Patricia Wentworth

People dreamed. People left. And they all came back. — John Corey Whaley

Safi ignored him--he was clearly an idiot — Susan Dennard

It has been said," Jackson continued, beginning to pace slowly around the room, "that there is no such thing as a stupid question. No doubt you yourselves have been told this. Questions, it is supposed, are the sign of an inquisitive mind." He stopped, surveying them critical y. "On the contrary, questions are merely the sign of a student who has not been paying attention. — G. Norman Lippert

Liberty must not be abused. — Louisa May Alcott

Some of you are most likely thinking that white is not really a colour and all of that tired sort of nonsense. Well, I'm here to tell you that it is. White is without question a colour, and personally, I don't think you want to argue with me. — Markus Zusak