Noahs Dad Quotes & Sayings

I lose sleep at night wondering whether we are intelligent enough to figure out the universe. I don't know. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back. — Joey Comeau

Our ignorance of the meaning of the existence of one or another creation does not mean they are meaningless — Sunday Adelaja

I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was so tall and I didn't know the game and couldn't play it. — Patrick Ewing

In a disparate world, children are a unifying force capable of bringing us all together in support of a common ethic. — Graca Machel

You never did ask each other anything, did you? And you never told each other anything. You just sat and watched each other, and guessed at what was going on underneath. A deaf-and-dumb asylum, in fact! — Edith Wharton

I'm completely unqualified for any job I've ever had. — Rachael Ray

Something deep inside of me speaks with the voice of the psycho: For who could ever love a beast? — Zoe Cruz

Jerusalem's wall is real, but it's also symbolic," he said. "In a way, we destroyed the wall ourselves by relying on idols instead of on God. We destroyed it by desecrating His Sabbaths. By ignoring the laws He gave us, laws that teach us how to live. These ruins are a picture of what we did to our relationship with the Almighty One - we demolished it. Now it's time to rebuild what our sins have destroyed. — Lynn Austin

Spiritual dating is about listening to your instincts and not rushing into anything. — Amy Leigh Mercree

There's a fine line between thinking about somebody and thinking about not thinking about somebody, but I have the patience and the self-control to walk that line for hours - days, if I have to. — Jennifer Egan

I do not think about the national team too much because footballistically it is not of too much interest. — Arsene Wenger

TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for children to adulthood are news and mustard. Kids hate news and mustard. Well, mustard even has the word 'turd' in it. Maybe I should threaten my kids that if they don't go to bed, I will force them to watch an hour-long newscast about mustard. — Jim Gaffigan

A man who is willing to commit suicide has the initiative. — Boris Spassky