Niyazov Wikipedia Quotes & Sayings

An important art of politicians is to find new names for institutions which under old names have become odious to the public. — Charles Maurice De Talleyrand

It is not stress that kills us. It is effective adaptation to stress that allows us to live. — George Vaillant

We talked about it. An assistant coach suggested fouling, but I rejected it because I was afraid we'd foul them shooting and get beat that way. Hindsight couldn't have been worse than what happened to us. — John Whisenant

When I masturbate I fantasize about having my own apartment. I used to think about Cindy Crawford now I think about leaving a dish in the sink overnight. — Greg Giraldo

I mean, do you believe in God or what? " "Not the name-brand God they serve here." Tim said. "That old guy with the beard, granting wishes out of the clouds to whoever says the most rosaries. That's bullshit. I believe in everything. — Chris Fuhrman

Jethro, you have been a most helpful captive."
"Are you ... are you going to let me live?"
Sanguine's grin grew wider. "Not even remotely. — Derek Landy