Niyang Rapid Quotes & Sayings

It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward. — Louis Sachar

What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why are elephants wrinkled? They don't fit on the ironing board. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they'd look funny with a glove compartments — Jodi Picoult

Making fun of philosophy is really philosophising. — Blaise Pascal

'Angus' was my first real film, but I had been acting for about 3 threes before that as well. — Chris Owen

On the phone
Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop.
Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns.
Bookseller: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories.
Customer: Well it's a stupid name.
Bookseller: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool?
Bookseller: No.
Customer: Hmf. Ridiculous.
Bookseller: ... but we do sell dead parrots.
Customer: What?
Bookseller: Parrots. Dead. Extinct. Expired. Would you like one?
Customer: Erm, no.
Bookseller: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back. — Jen Campbell

We are all born with a dream; every dream needs nourishment to thrive. — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

The mind can make substance, and people planets of its own with beings brighter than have been, and give a breath to forms which can outlive all flesh. — Lord Byron