Niloofar Razi Quotes & Sayings

I have a stand-up routine I do about masturbation and the unwanted thoughts that go through women's heads when they put their hands under their sheets. I need a story to think about. I need a fantasy that makes sense. I can't just finger myself and picture Johnny Depp's face. It needs a sense of realism, like how did I meet Johnny Depp? He lives in France. I don't have a work visa. Besides, he has children and I've made it quite clear that I don't want to be a mom and I don't want to be stepmom either. — Jen Kirkman

The heart of a good mother is as big as the ocean; accommodating all kind of things and sweeping all unwanted things to its shores! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I wanted to put on earphones and plug into her and know what she was hearing when her fingers performed. — Tammara Webber

The real test of a bridge player isn't in keeping out of trouble, but in escaping once he's in. — Alfred Sheinwold

We are the only school in America, drama school in America that trains actors, writers and directors side by side for three years in a master's degree program, and we want them - to expose them to everything. — James Lipton

We are all guilty in someone's eyes. More so our own. — Lance Henriksen

Faith is fruitfulness. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The most happy man is he who knows how to bring into relation the end and beginning of his life. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Greasers will still be greasers and Socs will still be Socs. Sometimes I think it's the ones in the middle that are really the lucky stiffs. — S.E. Hinton

To me all palaces are preposterous, a tasteless, dreary expression of ostentation. — Charlie Chaplin

I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. — Ellen DeGeneres

In LA, I'm twice the size- height and everything else- of most of the other actresses who are going for an audition. — Keira Knightley

Sitting on Rosa's moth-littered bed, he felt a resurgence of all the aches and inspirations of those days when his life had revolved around nothing but Art, when snow fell like the opening piano notes of the Emperor Concerto, and feeling horny reminded him of a passage from Nietzsche, and a thick red-streaked dollop of crimson paint in an otherwise uninteresting Velazquez made him hungry for a piece of rare meat. — Michael Chabon

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice. — Lin Yutang