Nijenhuis Wrestler Quotes & Sayings

stay too close
and she will leave.
stay too far
and she will leave.

distance is too delicate a thing. — AVA.

[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':] But remember, it took me almost thirty years to get him to call it manure. — Bess Truman

Just because a subject is serious doesn't mean it doesn't have plenty of absurdities. — P. J. O'Rourke

I'm a menace to society,
But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me.
After the date, I'mma want to do the wild thing ...
You're talkin' lobster? I'm thinkin' Burger King. — Ice Cube

Magical?" "Non." "Magnificent?" "Don't be absurd." "Less bleak than anything else we have seen?" "Now truly you are speaking French," the ambassador said approvingly. — Neal Stephenson

Thanks, sir; all the rest is mute. — William Shakespeare

Manners are like zero in arithmetic. They may not be much in themselves, but they are capable of adding a great deal of value to everything else. — Freya Stark

then he spluttered at me, "You impossible, wretched, nonsensical contradiction, what on earth have you done now?" I — Naomi Novik

But in the secret history of anger
one man's silence / lives in the bodies of others. — Ilya Kaminsky

Allah is al-Kareem, so if He withholds from you it is not on account of stinginess. It is on account of His generosity. He withholds to give. — Yasmin Mogahed

I politely suggested she drive off a cliff. — Michelle Hodkin