Nifty Birthday Quotes & Sayings

If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me. — Charlie Kaufman

Few tyrants go down to the infernal regions by a natural death. — Juvenal

Life's most beautiful things are empty without somebody to share them with. — Torre DeRoche

At times we ought to drink even to intoxication, not so as to drown, but merely to dip ourselves in wine, for wine washes away troubles and dislodges them from the depths of the mind and acts as a remedy to sorrow as it does to some diseases. The inventor of wine is called Liber, not from the license which he gives to our tongues but because he liberates the mind from the bondage of cares and emancipates it, animates it and renders it more daring in all that it attempts. — Seneca.

In the numerous observations made in my laboratory upon this object, we have only once seen a combination of vessels in which there might be a direct communication between a small artery and a vein, though the two observers could not come to a final conclusion on the point. — August Krogh

I would love to see all open-source innovation happen on top of Windows. — Steve Ballmer

And that destination for which we should strive is one of a successful life not necessarily a life of success. — Andy Andrews

To imply that domestic abuse is only inflicted against women by men is at best, ill informed, and at worst, intentionally deceptive. To acknowledge domestic violence against men does not diminish the injustices suffered by women. In fact, it gives men and women common cause to go forward together. — Mark Greene

Librarians were like Mary Poppins to me. They always knew how to match a book to my mood, or to whatever I was going through at the time. I could always find peace in books. — Rachel Cohn

Today is either the beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning. Today we are making history. — Eckhard Pfeiffer

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. — Marcus Brigstocke

I could spend my whole life prying loose the secrets of the insane. These people are honest to a fault, and their naivety has no peer but my own. — Andre Breton