Niedfeldt Mock Quotes & Sayings

Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction. — Adolf Hitler

When you fall in love, love deeply. Be tough but also be open to the possibility of forgiveness. — Nicholas Sparks

The Britons are quite separated from all the world. — Virgil

Where there are no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts and no one to thank. — Christina Rossetti

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. — Jackie Gleason

You're so much happier than when I first met you." He tucks my bangs behind my ear. "I wish you could be this way around everyone, Callie. That you would stop hiding from everyone. It's sad no one gets to see how great you are. — Jessica Sorensen

It [idolatry] nourishes mans ambition to domineer over his fellow man. Idolatry, therefore, is the source of all social and moral evil in the world. — Abba Eban

One of the coolest things Twickenham Fest does is to commission new works. — Susanna Phillips

In these uncertain, unsettling times, with unpopular policies being implemented by a patchwork coalition of the damned, Nick Clegg is proving to be perhaps the most useful tool in the government's shed. Not because he says or does anything particularly inspiring, but because he functions as a universal disappointment sponge for disenchanted voters. You stare at Nick Clegg and feel infinitely unhappy, scarcely noticing Cameron and Co. hiding behind him. Governments around the world must be studying the coalition and working out how to get their own Clegg. He's the coalition's very own Pudsey Bear: a cuddly-but-tragic mascot representing the acceptable face of abuse. But unlike Pudsey, he actually speaks. — Charlie Brooker

Loki shook his head in the darkness. That's confusing, he thought, "And what is a Pennsylvania?"

"It's a large region of land. They say that this is where revolutions begin and nations are born. They say that this is a place where steel rules all and there is something called a cheese-steak sandwich that is supposed to be manna from heaven! — Dylan Callens

Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far. — Jonathan Ames