Nick Swardson Grandma's Boy Quotes & Sayings

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice> — Steven Wright

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner

minimize your material-world concerns and to put more of your energy into the essence of life, which is love and service. — Wayne W. Dyer

I answer in the affirmative with an emphatic 'No.' — Boyle Roche

But the value of gratitude does not consist solely in getting you more blessings in the future. Without gratitude you cannot long keep from dissatisfied thought regarding things as they are. — Wallace D. Wattles

Everybody who's a physician, who makes vaccines, who wants to find the cure for cancer. Everybody who wants to do any medical good for humankind got the passion for that before he or she was 10. — Bill Nye