Nice Hanukkah Quotes & Sayings

The number one rule if you ever find yourself in a situation resembling a horror flick: Never investigate strange noises. It will always end badly for you. — Jason W. Blair

To live, one must learn how to die, because when you die for ideas that will live. You live forever. — Henry Johnson Jr

Just think: you cannot find a single misery for which you are not responsible. It may be jealousy, it may be anger, it may be greed - but something in you must be the reason that is creating the misery. — Rajneesh

It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better

And when is THAT going to be? Earth to Mel. Come in, Mel. The woman is in a COMA. Okay? She is COMATOSE. I think some alternative arrangements for the woman's pets need to be made. You are a DOORMAT. A COMATOSE woman is using you as a DOORMAT.

The woman has to have some relatives, Mel. FIND THEM. — Meg Cabot

Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character. — Jane Seymour

When I worked for Entertainment Tonight I got to emcee Paul McCartney's press conference. — Nina Blackwood

My soul may be stoned an' my luck may be rotted but I can still cuss a cuss — David Mitchell

He may understand teeth, but he has no clue how the mind works. — Derek Taylor Kent

Intelligence is to spot paradoxes. Wisdom is to live by them. — Raheel Farooq

And I won 'em back fair and square. So what are you going to do about it? Want to fight? Who wants the first bloody nose? — Ava Gardner

It should not be a surprise, even if it is not expected, if a shadow dances among the leaves, a face appears (or seems to), even a community of phantoms from the past. Here you will find answers, questions, and a host of stories. — Mary Lois Timbes