Ngombe Ngulu Quotes & Sayings

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that. — Abe Burrows

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

Customer results contribute to population results. What we do for our customers is our contribution to the quality of life of the community. — Mark Friedman

We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon. — Daniel Quinn

Give a critic an inch, he'll write a play. — John Steinbeck

Some of the stainless steel discs that I play, I cut myself from pieces of stainless steel that I found. I don't make as many as I used to, because you can't get into surplus and scrap yards as easily anymore. — Z'EV

Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day. — Benjamin Franklin