Newlywed Game Quotes & Sayings

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. — Neil Simon

You can pick songs that sound like hits, but if it's not something that somebody wants to tell their friends, 'Hey man, have you heard this song?' then I don't think it's worth it. The only way to get your music out there, is for someone to tell their friends about it. — Jake Owen

Wisdom isn't to know these words. Wisdom isn't to have ideas or philosophies - those are just thoughts. Wisdom is to be that perfect consciousness. — Frederick Lenz

With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell a joke is their knowledge of themselves, or the persona they've created as themselves. So that when you're in a room with writers, you can say, 'Guys, that's a funny line, but I wouldn't say it.' — Bob Newhart

When God closes one door, He slams another in your face — Marian Keyes

But she told me she was never going to drink again. — David Gest

I always come to conclusions very fast. Well, that is one way of thinking, and the other way would be that I lack the necessary perseverance to stick to one thing that really fits me. I don't know if it's a good thing or bad thing. — Takeshi Kitano

You get a wonderful view from the point of no return. — Terry Pratchett