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Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Naomi Novik

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York? — Naomi Novik

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Wavy Gravy

We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. — Wavy Gravy

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Douglas Coupland

I wondered what it was to pray, because it was something I have never learned to do, and all I remember is falling. — Douglas Coupland

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Daniel Bryan

Around here, no one deserves anything. You have to earn it. — Daniel Bryan

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By St. Catherine Of Siena

O fire of love! Was it not enough for You to have created us to Your image and likeness, and to have recreated us in grace through the Blood of Your Son, without giving Yourself wholly to us as our Food, O God, Divine Essence? What impelled You to do this? Your charity alone. — St. Catherine Of Siena

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Kahlil Gibran

Said a sheet of snow-white paper, "Pure was I created, and pure will I remain forever. I would rather be burnt and turn to white ashes than suffer darkness to touch me or the unclean to come near me." The ink-bottle heard what the paper was saying, and it laughed in its dark heart; but it never dared to approach her. And the multicoloured pencils heard her also, and they too never came near her. And the snow-white sheet of paper did remain pure and chaste forever, pure and chaste - and empty. — Kahlil Gibran

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Marilyn Manson

Whatever doesn't kill you, it's gonna leave a scar — Marilyn Manson

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Sugata Mitra

Entertainment can be a more powerful driver than poverty. — Sugata Mitra

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha

Every new friend is a fresh flower with endless beauty, love and joy. — Debasish Mridha

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Lily Blake

Legend has it, dwarves were made to uncover all the riches hidden on earth. Not just golds or precious stones, but the beauty in people's hearts. -Eric — Lily Blake

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Thomas S. Monson

Chose your love, love your choice. — Thomas S. Monson

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Cherie Priest

I hate meeting new people even new clients who intend to give me money. I try to be pleasant but I'm not very good at it. The best I can usually pull off is 'professional if somewhat chilly.' It's not ideal no. But it beats 'awkward and bitchy. — Cherie Priest

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Telling lies does not work in advertising. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Robert H. Schuller

Faith is the courage to face reality with hope. — Robert H. Schuller

Newly Married Couple Funny Quotes By Emma Barry

It's a long-ass book. — Emma Barry