Newly Engaged Funny Quotes & Sayings

To paraphrase Forrest Gump, Ugly is, as Ugly does! — Lorene Stunson Hill

If my life was a play, age 35 was my intermission. — John Lithgow

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent. — Marcelene Cox

She was disgusted with herself...and the disgust permanently cured her of suicide. Her piddling life did not deserve dramatic remedies. — Harry Mathews

I wouldn't say our relationship is always smooth sailing. In a fun sort of way, this publicizing of some feud has brought us closer together. I think it had to do with shooting an episode last season at a school. The students swarmed around him, and I'm walking along and feeling like yesterday's lunch. I was saying that was hard to deal with sometimes and he said, "Stephanie, you can go for it! All you have to do is play sexy." It was a nice chat, but the tabloids took it and made it out that I was jealous. I'm not jealous. — Stephanie Zimbalist

In a Sense, we all are Time Travelers! We are Surviving each and every Active Time-Point in this Timeline....... — Aldrin Mathew

Being a Christian is not the result of an ethical choice or a lofty idea, but the encounter with an event, a person, which gives life a new horizon and a decisive direction. — Pope Francis

Don't ditch your childhood dreams just because you dreamt them up as a child. — Carrie Hope Fletcher

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Woodcutter. Cut my shadow from me. Free me from the torment of being without fruit. Why was I born among mirrors? Day goes round and round me. The night copies me in all its stars. I want to live without my reflection. And then let me dream that ants and thistledown are my leaves and my parrots. — Federico Garcia Lorca

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World. — Thom Yorke

Make only your trust in God; His author must surely finish his work. Hold on! — Oladosu Feyikogbon

A person's not free if their freedom has to be "given". — Erica Jong

Exploring and understanding the Net is an ongoing process. Cyberspace never sits still; it evolves as fast as society itself. Only if we fight to preserve our freedom of speech on the Net will we ensure our ability to keep up with both the Net and society. — Mike Godwin