New Updated Funny Quotes & Sayings

Instead of criticizing, find out how to help. — Shunryu Suzuki

Our mission as Christians is to conform ourselves evermore to Jesus as the model of our lives. — Pope Francis

I think if you had to map that out at the beginning and you said, "Right, sit down, this is what you're going to be doing," you'd probably freak out. But I'm someone who really enjoys not being himself. So if you consider that, then it all sort of makes sense. — Eric Bana

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. — J.K. Rowling

Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final grade exam, which is the grade you have to take before you can take the teacher's diploma. — Sarah Sutton

All the hungers we have for love, for union, for happiness are given by God to lead us to him. The difference between a saint and the greatest sinner is where they go to satisfy that hunger. — Christopher West

A seeker searched for years to know the secret of achievement and success in human life. One night in a dream a sage appeared bearing the answer to the secret. The sage said simply: "Stretch out your hand and reach what you can." "No, it can't be that simple," the seeker said. And the sage said softly, "You are right, it is something harder. It is this: Stretch out your hand and reach what you cannot." Now that's vision. — Joan D. Chittister

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in blood of his followers and sacrifices of his friends. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

If you are prepared," he told his players, "you will be confident, and will do the job. — Tim Sanders

Originally, when I wrote the song 'The Sensual World' I had used text from the end of 'Ulysses.' When I asked for permission to use the text, I was refused, which was disappointing. — Kate Bush

It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his own dreams. — Lin Yutang

Redouble your efforts on a daily basis — Sunday Adelaja

People are least aware of others when demonstrating their own power over them. — Rachel Cusk

The world over - 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'. And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' — Arthur Ashe

To him, even the momentary was momentous. — G.K. Chesterton