New Semester Funny Quotes & Sayings

GOOD-BYE IS JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HELLO. — Kunal Nayyar

Government is the agent of those who are too refined to do their own mugging. — Joseph Sobran

No, no," Arnie says. "Fondle--fondle is to touch. Everything sounds Yiddish to you. Far-fetched, far-flung..." "Farflung is Yiddish." "No," Arnie says, "it's not. — Nathan Englander

Anxiety in a man's heart weighs him down, but a good word makes him glad. — Solomon

I have fully cooperated with the investigation and before the grand jury, and I'm quite confident at the end of the day that we'll know what facts are in this particular case. — Alberto Gonzales

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey. — Si Robertson

Conversation. Hell is just the best God can do for some people. — John Ortberg

'Polisse' is the sort of cop thriller where people do things like angrily bang on a desktop or sweep everything off it. If it happens once, it must happen six times. But every time it did, I wanted to stand up and cheer, which I've never wanted to do for any such thriller. — Wesley Morris