New Jersey Homeowners Insurance Quotes & Sayings

Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor - however you want to call it, Lord ... I'm guilty. — Hunter S. Thompson

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche. — Joey Barton

Blood doesn't make you family. Hell, an only child can bleed. It's the sharing of pain that makes you family. 'Cause, you can't really love a brother or sister until you know that they're as scarred and broken as you are. And, hey, if you grow up with a father like mine and you aren't at least a little scarred and broken, well then, that's not your father. You were spawned by an entirely different guy. — Christopher Titus

I think 'Tap Dogs' has lasted so long because people have a natural interest in tap dancing. This form of dancing can't be dated, it's such an intriguing form of dance because the feet are also an an instrument. — Adam Garcia

Vargas isn't supposed to be faithful to a woman he hasn't slept with! Vargas only wants to sleep with Dr. Gomez, Lupe. — John Irving

I wished I'd taken the time to ask around the lab about these Spanx things I had on. From this first experience with them, I decided they were created by Satan, — Christina Lauren

Any conversations we hear about 'So who are Pearl Jam marketing to?' are despicable. — Eddie Vedder

I don't know why you use a fancy French word like detente when there's a good English phrase for it - cold war. — Golda Meir

A language is a dialect that has an army and a navy. — Max Weinreich