Netherlands Funny Quotes & Sayings

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America! — Poppy Z. Brite

She was a freaking princess.
And he was a poor Vamp from the Bronx. If he laid a finger on her, she'd probably bite it off. Hell, she'd chew all ten of his digits down to mere stubs, and then her father would sic a pack of werewolves on him to rip apart the rest of this body. — Kerrelyn Sparks

Truth exists, only lies have to be invented. — L.M. Montgomery

At the end of the day, if you are an actor, you definitely know that you're just work-for-hire. — Malik Yoba

I retired when the Supreme Court rose for the summer recess in 2009, and a couple of weeks later I drove north from Washington with no regrets about the prior 19 years or about the decision to try living a more normal life for whatever time might remain. — David Souter

Kitsch tends to wallow in beauty - its shortcoming is not aesthetic, but ethical — Hermann Broch

Love warms the heart. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You cannot impose ideologies on people who do not embrace it wholeheartedly. — Peter F. Hamilton

Ikuto! Are you ditching again? I'm bored, meow. — Peach-Pit

I was named for my grandmother. It's an evil-eye name, to protect you from bad things. — Stana Katic

My friendship with Esther Earl began, as so many great love stories do, at a Harry Potter convention. — John Green

The guiding motive of mankind should be charity towards men, charity towards all animals. — Swami Vivekananda