Netball Umpire Quotes & Sayings

Ironically, we practically have to be sainted to get through the adoption process, but any fool can spawn and have a baby, tra la la. — Jen Hatmaker

In Arab capitals, the failure of the United States to stop Iran's nuclear program is understood as American weakness in the struggle for dominance in the Middle East, making additional cooperation from Arab leaders on Israeli-Palestinian issues even less likely. — Elliott Abrams

There are a lot of artists who haven't lost anything to domesticity. In my case, it probably did happen. — Paul McCartney

Another great evil arising from this desire to be thought rich; or rather, from the desire not to be thought poor, is the destructive thing which has been honored by the name of 'speculation'; but which ought to be called Gambling. — William Cobbett

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan

I'm a Bad Test Taker ... you mean you're stupid? — Daniel Tosh

God did not reveal every final detail for a reason. He rarely does. If He did, then we would be justified in simply waiting for the Antichrist to come and get us. We would be entirely justified in digging holes in the ground as secret hideouts to store our survival food. But instead, God desires us to actually wrestle with Him in prayer, not only for our own souls and those of our families, but also for the very nations that we live in and call home. — Joel Richardson

I have watched enough science fiction films to accept that humanity's unchecked pursuit of learning will end with robots taking over the world. — Sarah Vowell

He was never lonely, not with his books for company. Books never complained, never asked awkward questions. — Martin Edwards

Most people spend less than 20 hrs a year learning about freedom, yet many wonder why it's in decline. Don't fight upstream. Instead, turn it around. — Oliver DeMille