Net Etiquette Quotes & Sayings

Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free. — Greg Giraldo

The visible mark of extraordinary wisdom and power appear so plainly in all the works of creation. — John Locke

Westcliff sees an odd sort of logic in why you would finally be the one to win St. Vincent's heart. He says a girl like you would appeal to ... hmm, how did he put it? ... I can't remember the exact words, but it was something like ... you would appeal to St. Vincent's deepest, most secret fantasy."
Evie felt her cheeks flushing while a skirmish of pain and hope took place in the tired confines of her chest. She tried to respond sardonically. "I should think his fantasy is to consort with as many women as possible."
A grin crossed Lillian's lips. "Dear, that is not St. Vincent's fantasy, it's his reality. And you're probably the first sweet, decent girl he's ever had anything to do with."
"He spent quite a lot of time with you and Daisy in Hampshire," Evie countered.
That seemed to amuse Lillian further. "I'm not at all sweet, dear. And neither is my sister. Don't say you have been laboring under that misconception all this time? — Lisa Kleypas

I vehemently deny that I was born a cynic and a pessimist. — J. Paul Getty

If you love a man, immediately you will reduce your intake of food - it's automatic. — Pierre Dukan

When I first started to cook, I would cook these elaborate meals, but I rarely cook at home now. — David Chang

The Internet is complicated. Netiquette is simple. Be nice. — David Chiles

Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul, that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody. — Khalil Gibran

You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that — William Goldman

Movies will end up being this esoteric art form, where only singular people will put films out in a small group of theaters. — M. Night Shyamalan

It's good netiquette to get to know someone in social media before giving out your phone number. — David Chiles

And when I got sick I felt confident that if it was the last thing I ever recorded before I left this earth, I would be really proud of it. — Andrew McMahon

He loved happiness like I love tea. — Eudora Welty

The sole concern of learning is to seek one's original heart. — Mencius

Start netiquette conventions by emulating good users. — David Chiles

For the most part, the best man's spirit makes a fearful sprite to haunt his grave. — Henry David Thoreau

Home is where the pants aren't — Kara Swisher

It's good netiquette to judge others by the the intent of their words not content of characters. — David Chiles

We fight our way through the massed and leveled collective safe taste of the Top 40, just looking for a little something we can call our own. But when we find it and jam the radio to hear it again it isn't just ours
it is a link to thousands of others who are sharing it with us. As a matter of a single song this might mean very little; as culture, as a way of life, you can't beat it. — Greil Marcus