Nerd Jokes Quotes & Sayings

I always try to write on the principle of the iceberg. There is seven-eighths of it underwater for every part that shows. — Ernest Hemingway,

When you free yourself from reaching a particular place, you reach every place! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'm always serious, Foster. Especially when you think I'm teasing. — Shannon Messenger

I really never felt any tremendous aggravation or separation. — Chita Rivera

I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd. — Mindy Kaling

You want the greatest trick for writing a novel? Here it is: imagine urgently whispering your story into one person's ear - and only one. This one visualization will clarify every word choice you make. — Julianna Baggott

Return often and take me, beloved sensation, return and take me - When memory of the body awakens, and old desire again runs through the blood; when the lips and skin remember, and the hands feel as if they touch again. — C.P. Cavafy

Wake up early everyday so that while others are still dreaming, you can make your dreams come true. — Hal Elrod

So, I'm a Leo," she began. "I like long walks on the beach, chick flicks, and I have a five-year plan." She saw Carla and Ruby share a confused look. "Do you have a five-year plan, Nathan? I can't date a guy without a five-year plan."
"Are you high?" he asked. — Elena Kincaid

How very inconvenient his little talent could be-when it wasn't saving my life. — Stephanie Meyer

One's past can't be erased, it can only be learned from, the child taught her. — H. L. Balcomb

An enlightened man had but one duty - to seek the way to himself, to reach inner certainty, to grope his way forward, no matter where it led. — Hermann Hesse

David Bowie's music is a moving target. Just when you think you got the bullseye, it shifts. And to his credit, on to death, it's still shifting. David Bowie is a moving target, even after he's gone. — Carlos Alomar

If you don't work very hard, it is extremely unlikely that you will be a good trader. — Bruce Kovner

She took his hand and kissed it fervently. I can never thank you enough for all you have given me. You snatched me from the dark pit of despair, of horror, and you set me here in the sunshine. — Jean Plaidy