Nerd Candy Quotes & Sayings

If you don't need umpires out there, and you can put robots out there, then why do we need ballplayers? — Doug Harvey

The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word. — Chris Hardwick

It's irksome to read about someone I don't recognize. It frightens me. — William Shatner

Terry Kitchen said that the only moments he ever experienced as non-epiphanies, when God left him alone, were those following sex and the two times he took heroin. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Every person has their own unique circumstances to overcome, but every single person has the opportunity to achieve anything - and change everything. — Rhonda Byrne

One imputation in particular has been repeated till it seems as if some at least believed it: that I am an enemy to commerce. They admit me a friend of agriculture, and suppose me an enemy to the only means of disposing of its produce. — Thomas Jefferson

He patted the side of the wyrm's head. The animal did not react: it was a stone fallen from the sky, still smoldering. — Zachary Jernigan

Running reminded me exactly who I am and what I am made of. — Lynn Jennings

And truly he did well to trust in God, for though the felons mocked him when he said he had loved loyally, yet I call you to witness, my lords who read this, and who know of the philtre drunk upon the high seas, and who, understand whether his love were disloyalty indeed. For men see this and that outward thing, but God alone the heart, and in the heart alone is crime and the sole final judge is God. — Joseph Bedier

Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind. — Henry Rollins

If the Koran is the soul of Islam, then perhaps the institution of the Muslim family might be described as its body. — Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

The mystery of death is a certainty, but mystery of love is everlasting. — Debasish Mridha

On the basis of the familiar experience that that which is learned with difficulty is better retained, it would have been safe to prophesy such an effect from the greater number of repetitions. — Hermann Ebbinghaus

As a son of a man who pretended to be one thing for 33 years of my life and then was another thing, the questions of 'what is real' and 'what is not real' are very blurrily vivid to me. — Mike Mills

I almost wish I had cancer. Then I'd either beat it or die from it. But my disease, even if successfully treated, will never go away. And it might not kill me. But it will hang over me like the blade of a guillotine; more threatening inert than if the blade suddenly slips and mercifully turns out my lights. This is my war to end all wars. — William Cope Moyers

I miss him in so many ways, but right now I miss him in the way you always miss someone when you're single among a room full of couples. — Emily Giffin