Neiman Williams Quotes & Sayings

Every person that you meet knows something you don't; learn from them. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

There isn't anything that is said that 'someone' won't take issue with. — Jacque Fresco

What counts in any man is the consistency and integrity of his behavior, and his courage in taking a stand, not his conformity to official dogma. — Joost A.M. Meerloo

I've even got one for you, too, Ellie."
"Wow, thank you, Marcus."
"The second one was supposed to be mine," he admitted with a shrug. "But since I don't want to look like a jackass, I'll give it to you. See what a nice guy I am?"
I rolled my eyes at him. "God, Marcus, you're the sweetest guy ever."
He grinned stupidly. "Actually, that's not true. I got it for you to begin with, because you two are attached at the hip and I figured you'd show up together. You're so predictable. — Courtney Allison Moulton

You know, 'The Golden Girls' was a very unusual show to start on. I was young, and it was a show about old people, and it was a very traditional show, but it was also an amazing training ground for a joke-writer. It forced me to learn those skills. — Mitchell Hurwitz

Dreams really do come true... even the bad ones. — JD Buchmiller

Your body is a temple, Eleanor. You should treat it like the priceless and holy vessel it is. I learned one thing and one thing only from watching my father's wife. If you're going to redecorate, either learn how to do it properly, or hire a professional. — Anonymous