Negeri Van Oranje Quotes & Sayings

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. — Various

I'm a boys' girl! I come from an army background and I haven't known what being a 'good Indian girl' means. — Anushka Sharma

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around. — Joe Rogan

I constructed a laboratory in the neighborhood of Pike's Peak. The conditions in the pure air of the Colorado Mountains proved extremely favorable for my experiments, and the results were most gratifying to me. — Nikola Tesla

You can't build your life around hurts from the past -Tyler Perry The Family That Preys — Tyler Perry

True originality has its foundations in the soul, not in the mind, and when there is an effort to create something different it is usually a failure. Beethoven or Schumann or Chopin did not try to be original. They were original. — Ignacy Jan Paderewski

You are not yourself in autobiography. It is never going to be you, it is only words on a page. Memories are unreliable, so adding the magic of imagination will make your story come alive. — K.H. Rennie

To know a being's secret name is to have power over that creature. — Rick Riordan

I caught the earth with my ass when it came up to meet me. — Amber Kell

Learn to absorb your anger inside you
It will be your best partner till you breath — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere. — Vincent Van Gogh

But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five hundred dollars, and not a cent less, And jewelry worth ten times more, I should guess, That she had not a thing in the wide world to wear! — William Allen Butler

Innate in nearly every artistic nature is a wanton, treacherous penchant for accepting injustice when it creates beauty and showing sympathy for and paying homage to aristocratic privilege. — Thomas Mann

The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. "Nope," I replied, "I've already got protection." Then I showed him how I wear a rubber glove over my penis, with my shaft sliding perfectly in the pinky finger slot. — Jarod Kintz

As a rich man, when you mock the poor you fail the test of wealth. — Felix Wantang