Needs Nap After Sex Quotes & Sayings

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. — Erma Bombeck

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality. — Jason Bateman

Society flourishes when and only when its molecular unit, the family, flourishes. We know that lasting improvement comes only in the small increments produced by individuals adhering to the simple rules of life ... — George Will

We're all swimmers in the river of time ... Just you wait, sister. Spending your days anticipating when you'll see your lover, anticipating your next paycheck, next party, next episode of blah blah blah - and poof! You're thirty-nine and wondering where the hell the time went. — Lily Gardner

I love a good romantic comedy. — Joss Whedon

Are people raised to be villains or vilified like I have become? — Marilyn Manson

Avoiding me, Quen downed a swallow of wine. "Trent is a fine young man," he said, watching the remaining wine swirl.
"Yes ... " I drawled, cautiously. "If you can call a drug lord and outlawed-medicine manufacturer a fine young man. — Kim Harrison

In my life, I had lost only two things: my favorite pair of gloves and a handful of my favorite people. But now? Now I was starting to lose the ground under my feet. — Orson De Witt

In asking for miracles, we are seeking a practical goal: a return to inner peace. We're not asking for something outside us to change, but for something inside us to change. We're looking for a softer orientation to life. — Marianne Williamson

Jesus is more interested in your heart than your ministry. — Carlos A. Rodriguez

I just got rode like Seabiscuit, and now I'm being kicked out of this warm, comfortable bed for no good reason. — A.E. Via

To each of man's ages the Lord gives its own anxieties. — Paulo Coelho

We testify about wonders of Saviour, Jesus Christ, the Son of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Those with a perpetual victim mindset tend to create the situations from which they suffer. — Steve Maraboli

Don't worry about it. We're used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that's from the people who actually like us. You should hear what our enemies say. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon