Ned Flanders Quotes & Sayings

Darky ate slowly, enjoying every morsel, his mouth salivating so wildly that he worried at the loud sloshing sound he made. But it was lost in all the other wet noises of the night. — Richard Flanagan

Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren. — Mike DeWine

We are promoting the opportunity for healthy living in a manner and scale unseen before. — John Richard Reid

Before you can change your life for the better, change your thoughts for the better. — Debasish Mridha

My own sex, I hope, will excuse me, if I treat them like rational creatures, instead of flattering their fascinating graces, and viewing them as if they were in a state of perpetual childhood, unable to stand alone. — Mary Wollstonecraft

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified. — Steve Williams

Thus, only in a hopeful and confident temper, in a proud and constructive spirit, will we rescue the present and safeguard the future of our beloved country. — Bainbridge Colby

[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested. — Matt Groening

Lizards flashed up the pine-trunks like living emerald necklaces. — John Fowles

It will be a beautiful family talk, mean and worried and full of sorrow and spite and excitement. — Ivy Compton-Burnett

It was the right and responsible thing to do, so they put it off until later. — Ellen Potter