Nearsighted Toon Quotes & Sayings

Don't make a wish you aren't willing to come true.
Don't dream a dream you aren't willing to pursue.
Don't love a man you can't say, "I do". — Willowy Whisper

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. — Scott Adams

I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals. — Mark Mothersbaugh

In modern medicine, we have a name for nearly everything, but a cure for almost nothing. — Charles F. Glassman

I have seen the sun with a little ray of distant light challenge all the powers of darkness, and without violence and noise, climbing up the hill, hath made night so retire that its memory was lost in the joys and sprightliness of the morning. — Jeremy Taylor