Neanderthal Funny Writing Quotes & Sayings

Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections; so shalt thou discover the duties of life, and be directed in all thy ways. — Akhenaton

It was easy to leave the art world after I found out that it was just another corporation. When they told me I had to create the same thing, I rebelled. — Betty Dodson

In many respects, my best friends were dogs. — Preston Manning

It seems to me as natural and necessary to keep notes, however brief, of one's reading, as logs of voyagesor photographs of one's travels. For memory, in most of us, is a liar with galloping consumption. — F.L. Lucas

Quality control starts and ends with training. — Kaoru Ishikawa

I don't believe there's any cloud that hangs over me. I think there's nothing but sunshine hanging over me. — Rod Blagojevich

Sometimes it happens that you become one, in some rare moment. Watch the ocean, the tremendous wildness of it
and suddenly you forget your split, your schizophrenia; you relax. Or, moving in the Himalayas, seeing the virgin snow on the Himalayan peaks, suddenly a coolness surrounds you and you need not be false because there is no other human being to be false to. You fall together. — Osho

I ducked again as her Hellfire sword whistled over my head, and sidestepped so quickly I tripped over a chair. I was in such a hurry to scramble to my feet that for a few seconds I ran in place, like the Road Runner. — MaryJanice Davidson

For us scientists, on the other wing, life is not quite so simple. Because we learn the unknown. Unlike, hah-hah, our esteemed friends the philosophers, who learn the unknowable. — Ken MacLeod

I'm willing to throw my body in front of the bus to stop bad ideas. — Elizabeth Warren

Do you ever stop talking?" I say. "Seriously, it's like you have a superarticulate form of Tourette syndrome. — Matthew Norman

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. — George R R Martin

To cease to admire is a proof of deterioration. — Charles Horton Cooley

Saddam Hussein's regime is a gray and gathering danger. — George W. Bush

I hope I will be a calm mother; I do yoga and I meditate, and those should help. — Courtney Thorne-Smith