Navarette Comedian Quotes & Sayings

99 per cent of your life recognises things without definition, a baby recognises its mother's face without having it defined. It's just an arbitrary rule this rule of definition that Socrates set down. — Robert M. Pirsig

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too. — Mitch Hedberg

I let one thing result from another. Of course, all of it could have been just loosely connected coincidences. And whether that's true or not, I know the intention was there. Becasue when I want something to happen-or not happen- I begin to look at all events and all things as relevant, an opportunity to take or avoid. — Amy Tan

No matter what you think, no matter what you say, I will love you always. — Jayson Engay

My favorite part about going to the gym used to be leaving. — Michael Cudlitz

If a female employee is offended, a boss would like her to tell him, not sue him. — Warren Farrell

A genius is someone who takes a complex thing and makes it look simple. An academic does the opposite. — Robert Fanney

How we build," Pilon cried. "How our dreams lead us. I — John Steinbeck

Love is being accepting of all of their flaws. — Haley Pullos

Common sense is just a name for the way we're used to thinking. — Rebecca Stead

What you are born to be, you will be, whether it be priest or sailor. So step up and be it. Let them do nothing to you. Be the one who shapes yourself. Be who you are, and eventually all will have to recognize who you are, whether they are willing to admit it or not. — Robin Hobb

Satisfied needs do not motivate. It's only the unsatisfied need that motivates. Next to physical survival, the greatest need of a human being is psychological survival - to be understood, to be affirmed, to be validated, to be appreciated. — Stephen Covey

Wondering is positive illusion. — Lailah Gifty Akita

More and more, when something terrible happens, we declare, "That's life!" - as though disappointment and heartache declare the sum total of this existence. We miss the roses and see only the thorns. We take for granted the warmth of the sun and get depressed by the frequency of the rain or the snow. We ignore the sounds of life in a nursery because we are preoccupied with the sounds of sirens responding to an emergency. We forget the marvel of a marriage that has endured the test of time because we feel discouraged by the heartaches of loved ones whose marriages didn't make it to the end. — Ravi Zacharias