Naughty Flirtatious Quotes & Sayings

We try to ... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think. — Tony Hancock

The more I become decomposed, the more sick and fragile I am, the more I become an artist. — Vincent Van Gogh

We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry. — M. Kushner

We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive. — Orson Scott Card

Trustful people are the pure at heart, as they are moved by the zeal of their own trustworthiness. — Criss Jami

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice. — Aziz Ansari

My bed was where we held our exorcisms. She brought me peace. I brought her fire. — Karina Halle

I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure divine but minus the imperfections. Never did the Greeks reach a more significant consummation to their culture, and it somehow reminded me, in the glory of its chaste convulsions and in its swelling, sweeping, forward movement of finely progressing contours, of the Victory of Samothrace. — Edward Weston

The constant struggle in mature life, I think, is to accept the necessity of tragedy and conflict, and not to try to escape to some falsely simple solution which does not include these more somber complexities. — Sylvia Plath

My grief is my castle, which like an eagle's nest is built high up on the mountain peaks among the clouds; nothing can storm it. From it I fly down into reality to seize my prey; but i do not remain down there, I bring it home with me, and this prey is a picture I weave into the tapestries of my palace. There I live as one dead. I immerse everything I have experienced in a baptism of forgetfulness unto an eternal remembrance. Everything finite and accidental is forgotten and erased. Then I sit like an old man, grey-haired and thoughtful, and explain the pictures in a voice as soft as a whisper; and at my side a child sits and listens, although he remembers everything before I tell it. — Soren Kierkegaard

Certainly there are bubble-like valuations of certain companies, but I don't think anyone out there believes that we're going to go back to doing business the way we used to do business. — James Daly

When you ask a songwriter, "What's your favorite song?" he goes, "The next one." — Vince Gill

For four years, Barack Obama has been running from the nation's problems. He hasn't been working to earn reelection. He's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour. — Mitch McConnell