Natalieannworth Quotes & Sayings

Interestingly, female kangaroos have three vaginas, but male kangaroos only have a two-pronged penis. It's like they've started a Darwinian game of one-upmanship and the girls are winning. (Fascinating factoid: Kangaroos also drool on themselves to keep cool [because nothing looks cooler than a drooling kangaroo] but that's helpful to know because when you see them drooling at the mouth it doesn't necessarily mean that they have rabies. It just means they're hot [hot referring to their temperature, not sexiness]. If you find drooling kangaroos sexy you probably need help.) I — Jenny Lawson

No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee! — Anthony Liccione

She says queer things sometimes in a bantering way that you don't notice at the time and you find yourself thinking about afterward. — Kate Chopin

God was going to be to me the father that I never had, the father that I didn't have enough of, enough time with. — Natalie Cole

Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people- — Alison Arngrim