Napoleon Dynamite Pedro Quotes & Sayings

Like most people my age, I merely existed. — Mark Millar

I would never encourage my children to be athletes - first because my children are not athletes and second because there are so many people pushing to get to the top in sports that 100 people are crushed for each one who breaks through. This is unfortunate. — Bill James

Human beings are endowed by nature with both selfish and unselfish impulses. — Reinhold Niebuhr

I really don't like to hurt myself. I have a good understanding with all the women who have been in my life, whether I see them occasionally or not. — Bob Dylan

His regret was cold and offered no comfort. Filled up with words that he wished he had spoken and the faces he wished he had spoken them to. — Matthew FitzSimmons

They have taken the idea of nonharming, of gentleness toward the earth, to a very radical level. Even the weeds are not enemies. — Andy Couturier

If you want to be like me, work hard and believe in it, and if you don't believe in it, get rid of it. — Steve Bunce

We are delighted to find a person who values us as we value ourselves, and distinguishes us from the rest of mankind, with an attention not unlike that with which we distinguish ourselves. — Adam Smith

I am the architect of rock n' roll. I have to be a fan of all its forms. — Little Richard

Without His Resurrection the death of Christ would be of no avail, and His grave would be the grave of all our hopes. A gospel of a dead Savior would be a miserable failure and delusion. The Resurrection is the victory of righteousness and life over sin an death. — Philip Schaff

A good reputation for yourself and your company is an invaluable asset not reflected in the balance sheets. — Li Ka-shing

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh

I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school. — Jordan Klepper

Right standing with God comes through faith in the promises of God. — Andy Stanley