Napoleon Dynamite Karate Instructor Quotes & Sayings

I'm the bathroom master
I'm a real bowl blaster
Don't mess with me
'Cause I can mess it up faster
With just one flush
I can make a toilet gush
When my sister cleans it up
I just turn her to mush! — R.U. Slime

I don't feel I've had a decent critic ever on the East coast. — Alice Walker

There's a lot of common sense ... which I feel like we have lost touch with. — Nick Offerman

the dog Harry was in the way back. — Ted Bell

Huge waves that would frighten an ordinary swimmer produce a tremendous thrill for the surfer who has ridden them. — Oswald Chambers

At such times when we feel the floods are threatening to drown us and the deep is going to swallow up the tossed vessel of our faith, I pray we may always hear amid the storm and the darkness that sweet utterance of the Savior of the world: 'Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid' (Matt. 14:27) — Howard W. Hunter

Black or red, a dragon is still a dragon. - Illyrio Mopatis — George R R Martin

At least if I
was picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever. — C.E. Murphy