Namjin Incorrect Quotes & Sayings

What did the onion juice do? It did what the world and the sorrows of the world could not do: it brought forth a round, human tear. It made them cry. At last they could cry again. To cry properly, without restraint, to cry like mad. The tears flowed and washed everything away. The rain came. The dew. Oskar has a vision of floodgates opening. Of dams bursting in the spring floods. What is the name of that river that overflows every spring and the government does nothing to stop it? — Gunter Grass

Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon: That's not a problem. — Nicholas Sparks

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John. — Kurt Vonnegut

Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley

It is possible to ruin a chicken in the cooking of it, but not easily. Short of burning it or letting it get dried out, you can hardly go wrong. — Jo Coudert

woke up screaming fuck the world — Tupac Shakur

He plays with his lip rings, using his tongue to slide them in and out of the holes. Aaaaand that was imagery I so did not need. — C.M. Stunich