Namal Funny Quotes & Sayings

Jews had an outsider's eye on a lot of Western tradition. — M.H. Abrams

Obama still has work to do with the vision thing. Convincing voters that he has a credible, practical plan to turn the nation around is a process, not a speech. — Ron Fournier

Totalitarianism begins with using the word "we" without every I's permission. — Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski

I conclude by applying to political economy what Chateaubriand says of history: "There are," he says, two consequences in history; an immediate one, which is instantly recognized, and one in the distance, which is not at first perceived. These consequences often contradict each other; the former are the results of our own limited wisdom, the latter, those of that wisdom which endures. The providential event appears after the human event. God rises up behind men. Deny, if you will, the supreme counsel; disown its action; dispute about words; designate, by the term, force of circumstances, or reason, what the vulgar call Providence; but look to the end of an accomplished fact, and you will see that it has always produced the contrary of what was expected from it, if it was not established at first upon morality and justice.3 — Frederic Bastiat

Living was easy - all you had to do was let go. And have a little money. Let the other men fight the wars, let the other men go to jail. — Charles Bukowski

People say love is a gift but i say love is a burden, loving someone and having to watch them be in love with someone else. — Joshua

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views. — Janeane Garofalo

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me. — Shaquille O'Neal

My dad was not happy about my not becoming an architect like him. — Daniel Humm

My speech impediment had been absent for some time now - four months and six days. I'd almost imagined myself cured. So when Mother swept into the room all of a sudden - me, in a paroxysm of adjustment to my surroundings, and Binah, tucking my possessions here and there - and asked if my new quarters were to my liking, I was stunned by my inability to answer her. The door slammed in my throat, and the silence hung there. Mother looked at me and sighed. When she left, I willed my eyes to remain dry and turned away from Binah. I couldn't bear to hear one more Poor Miss Sarah. — Sue Monk Kidd

The best food storage is not in welfare grain elevators but in sealed cans and bottles in the homes of our people. What a gratifying thing it is to see cans of wheat and rice and beans under the beds or in the pantries of women who have taken welfare responsibility into their own hands. Such food may not be tasty, but it will be nourishing if it has to be used. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Nations are as equal as so many madmen or drunkards. — Fritz Leiber