Najwyzsza Quotes & Sayings

I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row. — Steven Wright

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. — Mike Myers

Turn off your brain and turn on your heart — Axwell

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum. — Mark Twain

Space camp was actually, like, the best summer of my life. It was amazing. But I thought I wanted to be a computer programmer, and among computer science folks, Turing is this object of cult-like fascination. — Graham Moore

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour. — Dave Mustaine

Simply put, he would have to keep her from finding out for he much preferred a willing Lady Gillian to a livid one. — Ginny Hartman

Acting is reacting. — Stella Adler