Naftos Produktai Quotes & Sayings

I can't fashion myself into a different person who might be better suited to be his friend. — Franz Kafka

Lewis Black taught me stand-up. — Nate Corddry

When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches. — Emo Philips

A lot of women but they are all moving. It takes me a while to see that they are all getting something to give to the men, food, a stool, water, matches for their weed, more food, juice from big Igloos. Livication and liberation my ass, if I wanted to live in a Victorian novel I at least want men who know how to get a decent haircut. — Marlon James

Sometimes I wonder," Merlin declared, licking a bit of mustard off his upper lip, "where exactly does the food come from? Is there a fourth dimension where a magic hat goes to fetch it? Or does it simply summon turkeys and bread out of thin air? In which case, what is this sandwich really made of? — Soman Chainani

I'm a big fan of the young 1950s Elvis when he would just go onstage and control the whole environment. — Bruno Mars