Nads Quotes & Sayings

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times. — Zach Braff

I'm probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you still get horny if your nuts are broken? My eyes open, and I find Andre standing over me, saying, "I felt your nads through my helmet!" I stop writhing for a second to give him props. "That's gold, dude! — Brent Crawford

I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who killed that one dude because he wouldn't have sex with them.' His professors must be so proud. I asked him if he knew what maenads were, and instead of correctly answering that it was just another name for Bacchants, he bizarrely thought I was referring to my own testicles - as in, "'Ere now, mate, don't swing that bat around me nads.'" The conversation deteriorated quickly after that. — Kevin Hearne

Don't sweat the small stuff, it's a long walk back to EDEN. Carolyn Roberts — Stephen King

...man is a useless passion. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Go for the throat. If you cant, go for the nads. — Mahatma Gandhi

British politicians used to be good at misleading people without actually lying. — Tim Harford

There's nothing more lovely than your lamplight, seen from a dark street ... — John Geddes

You might get an elbow in the face, maybe kicked in the 'nads. — James Dashner

Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night. — T.A. Webb

All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves. — Barney Ross

How much atonement is enough? The bombing must be allowed as at least part-payment: those of our young people who are concerned about the moral problem posed by the Allied air offensive should at least consider the moral problem that would have been posed if the German civilian population had not suffered at all. — Clive James

That's the poisoned chalice: when you're shy, people assume you're arrogant. — Catherine Tate