Nacho Libre Stretchy Pants Quotes & Sayings

He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many different films do you have on there? And he goes, This one, this one, Comedy by Numbers and this one and one called 'Bob Pitches a Movie.' And I'm like, Oh! And then I was thinking he would say, which is very similar to the one to the one I did in your movie, but he never did. I just let it go. I don't care. — Andy Dick

The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about. — Stephan Pastis

Seriously, if you really, truly don't understand basic terminology (which was at least half my problem with the adult-level "beginner" books), the children's section is the place to go. — Patricia C. Wrede

I think Tom Paine is one of the greatest men that's ever lived. — Richard Attenborough

I am completely convinced that UFOs have an out-of-world basis. — Walter Riedel

But what love got to do with it when you don't love yourself ? — Kendrick Lamar

Clearly, when we baptize, our eyes should gaze beyond the baptismal font to the holy temple. The great garner into which the sheaves should be gathered is the holy temple. — Neal A. Maxwell

I've always found a cornucopia of roles open to me. Wait
did I just say cornucopia? I think I meant plethora. — Danny Nucci