Naalakkersuisoqarfik Quotes & Sayings

Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein! — Various

Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat ... I mean she folded her underwear like origami. — Linda Barnes

When setting a long-term goal, find the pace necessary to achieve it. — Rickson Gracie

I took an axe
To a willow to see how it wept. I took an axe to a salmon
To see how it leapt. I took an axe to the wolf
As he slept. — Carol Ann Duffy

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno

[W]hat counts is that one perceives excellence and dares to give it expression, which sounds little but is in fact a great deal. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

At first I was exhilarated by my freedom from the responsibility of the kingship. This lasted about seven minutes. I was also depressed by my freedom from marriage, for I had become accustomed to the attentions of a woman. This lasted about nine minutes. Then I was bored. — Piers Anthony

When I was really little, I loved Whitney Houston. I thought she was the prettiest thing in the world. — Valerie June

All art is concerned with the creation of an emotional reaction on the part of the beholder. — Maren Elwood

Every vice was once a virtue, and may become respectable again, just as hatred becomes respectable in wartime. — Will Durant