Mysql Replace Quotes & Sayings

The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so — Aleister Crowley

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. — James Boswell

I wish you couldn't figure me out, but you'd always want to know what I was about — Kate Nash

There's very little that shocks me because I consider life a miracle so I guess what shocks me is that life exists. How the hell did we get here? What shocks me is that bacteria alter their genes and resist antibiotics and viruses resist vaccines. — Bernie Siegel

I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man. — Tone-Loc

If a prosecutor gets caught cheating, he either gets reelected or elevated to the bench. Our system never holds a bad prosecutor accountable. — John Grisham

You'll have to pardon me," the magus said. "But with your country at war I can't see how any of it really matters."
Standing up, Eugenides pulled the papers from the magus's hands. "It matters, because I can't do anything, anymore, for this country, and it matters," he yelled as he threw the papers back to his desk, "because I only have one hand and it isn't even the right one!" Turning, he picked an inkpot off the desk and threw it to shatter on the door of his wardrobe, spraying black ink across the pale wood and onto the wall. Black drops like rain stained the sheets of his bed.
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Eddis sighed. "Will you sit down and stop shouting?" she asked.
"I'll stop shouting. I won't sit down. I might need to throw more inkpots. — Megan Whalen Turner

You know, I know, all of us know that the time factor is the vital consideration - and vital is the correct meaning of the term - of our national defense program; that we must never be caught in the same situation we found ourselves in 1917. — George C. Marshall

I'll go and help. (Chris)
What are we supposed to do with you, Chris? Lob you at them? (Wulf) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Snow fell; I smoked and read John.

Why do pain and death make holy?

Out of what 'thou' was death born? — Alissa Valles

You can accomplish amazing things with this if you have a passion and you work hard - I just think it's a cop out to say 'I wasn't born with this, so it's OK if I fail'. You can make up the difference with hard work and devotion. — Buck Brannaman

The state of your psyche is reflected in your body. — Craig Thompson

It had been a boy's trick, Jerott remembered. Standing bareback on your father's horses; somersaulting, chariot-riding. Francis, buried in books, had never publicly attempted it. What private practice, Jerott wondered fleetingly, had gone into that? — Dorothy Dunnett

Yes, I always imagined living in other places. — Cornelia Funke