Myspace Status Quotes & Sayings

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. — Joel Madden

He wrote arguments for and against life; he began to think the slowest and most painful form of suicide was living, running the whole decathlon of suffering, no breather or bottled water. Fear of dying was irrational. Death was utilitarian. Decrease in net resource consumption and planetary suffering. Increase in net comedy. There was no afterlife but there was a right-before-death, and medical research said it was loopy and nice, all white lights and gentle voices. With booze it wasn't even scary. Some people with terrible lives didn't kill themselves, but that didn't mean they shouldn't. Most people weren't alive and didn't mind. You couldn't regret it. — Tony Tulathimutte

Conscience, resolve, loyalty, the kind of far sight that Mia wanted, the fearlessness to cross strange borders, whatever it was that gave Alice the guts to stick up for herself when Tweedledum and Tweedledee informed her she wasn't real. — Helen Oyeyemi

Be a source of joy. And let haters complain about the world. — Paulo Coelho

I need, absolutely, to be alone. — Jeanne Moreau

A good story is one liked. A great story is one that challenges thought, defiant and gets mouths talking. — Veronica Purcell