Myhrenergy Quotes & Sayings

The Zipper is scarier than any ride at Six Flags because there is a real element of danger. It was put together that morning by a guy who was smoking and sipping off a flask while he was doing it. And the House of Mirrors is a disaster. It's a fun house where the fun is head trauma from running into a sheet of glass. — Adam Carolla

If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments. — Herbert V. Prochnow

Why not just do something a little more on the gentle side? — Chris LeDoux

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. — George Carlin

All I know is that once you have children, you put them before anything you're feeling or going through. Today, my daughter walked into the room and I said, 'I love you, baby,' and she said, 'Well, I don't like you,' and I said to my wife, 'The meaner she is to me, the more I love her.' — Jeremy Sisto

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents. — Judy Carter

The more I see of the country, the less I feel I know about it. There is a saying that after five years in the north every man is an expert; after ten years, a novice. — Pierre Berton

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. — Dale Carnegie

One of the problems with worry is that it keeps you from enjoying what you have. — Charles R. Swindoll

The Sexual Revolution is a complete rebellion against authority, natural and supernatural, even against the body and its needs, its natural functions of child bearing. This is not reverence for life, it is a great denial and more resembles Nihilism than the revolution that they think they are furthering. — Dorothy Day

There's only one way to improve society. Present it with a single improved unit: yourself. — Albert J. Nock

The Only Thing More Surprising Than the Chance She's Taking ... Is Where It's Taking Her! — Frances Mayes