Mwoof Quotes & Sayings

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line. — George Burns

Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when working at full efficiency, not unlike myself! — Colin Baker

You can't lie to your soul. — Irvine Welsh

A human being is not someone who once in a while makes a mistake, and God is not someone who now and then forgives. No, human beings are sinners and God is love. — Philip Yancey

I fight for perfection — Mike Tyson

Tori, are you smoking crack or something?"

The bell rings and she cocks her head. It's a mannerism that is so completely Tori, nonchalantly says to me, "To be coninued, once again. And no, Charlie, I do not smoke crack, I snort it."

I look at her like she is the crazy one and burst out laughing. "Gotcha!" she says as we part ways and head to class. — Heather Gunter

He smiled; I was rapidly coming to the conclusion that he smiled for the express purpose of terrifying people. — Moira Katson

I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head. — Jean-Michel Basquiat

Obama sees the world in two ways: from the black perspective and from the white perspective. He was raised as a black man, whose culture he has self-consciously adopted. But he was reared largely by his white grandparents. He lived a kind of racially bipartisan experience, and he will be able to speak a language that resonates with both communities. — Michael Eric Dyson

When I was young, when I started to write, we were totally convinced that literature was a kind of weapon. — Mario Vargas-Llosa

Gentleness is strength under control. It is the ability to stay calm, no matter what happens. — Elizabeth George

I am a huge sports fan. — Kris Allen

No matter the opinion, everyone knew their names. The Reaper. Magiano. The Windwalker. The Alchemist.
The Young Elites. — Marie Lu