Muumit Quotes & Sayings

In the jungle of ideas, it is hard to find the true direction! The paths of the wrong ideas often seem to be very alluring! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Value all books in proportion as they are agreeable to Scripture. Those that are nearest to it are the best, and those that are farthest from it, and most contrary to it, the worst. — J.C. Ryle

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed. — Woody Allen

England and all civilised nations stand in deadly peril of not having enough to eat. As mouths multiply, food resources dwindle. Land is a limited quantity, and the land that will grow wheat is absolutely dependent on difficult and capricious natural phenomena ... I hope to point a way out of the colossal dilemma. It is the chemist who must come to the rescue of the threatened communities. It is through the laboratory that starvation may ultimately be turned into plenty ... The fixation of atmospheric nitrogen is one of the great discoveries, awaiting the genius of chemists. — William Crookes

Just one more question, Pilgrim. How far up your ass do you want my boot? — John Wayne

Love makes people do insane things, — Michelle A. Valentine

A.J. finds that he cannot make eye contact with either his daughter or Lambiase. It is twenty-nine degrees, but shame is keeping him warm. — Gabrielle Zevin

I never expect a soldier to think. — George Bernard Shaw