Mutscheller Quotes & Sayings

go, he thought. Shooting across — J.R. Ward

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so. — Michael O'Leary

The greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances. — Martha Washington

Evil gains work their punishment. — Sophocles

It's been said that the first hour is the rudder of the day. I've found this to be very true in my own life. If I'm lazy or haphazard in my actions during the first hour after I wake up, I tend to have a fairly lazy and unfocused day. — Steve Pavlina

For every person you make happy, there's another one you disappoint. — Jodi Picoult

Controversies are a package deal in this industry. You just have to understand that and accept it. — Akshay Kumar

A democracy in the Middle East must be more than a democracy in name only - it must live out its principles. — Kay Granger

JOY in the LORD puts our mouths out of taste for the pleasures with which the tempter baits his hooks. — Matthew Henry

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall. — Tao Lin

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels. — Carlos Mencia

What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying. — Maggie Carey

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid. — Bo Burnham

Was it serious? I don't know. It certainly had serious consequences. — J.M. Coetzee

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. — Adam Brody